SO YOU’RE SPORTS GAMBLING HUH!?!?: NFL Week 9 Picks

Whoa, hey, you’re back! We thought for sure after last week’s picktastrophe, you would probably go and look at one of the so-called “expert’s” picks for Week 9. Well you know what? We’re glad you’re back, because that “expert” sucks, I also heard that he/she/it is a awful person/sex offender/co-conspirator to 9-11/soccer fan. Once again, we in NO WAY condone anything that you are about to do with these picks. Instead of gambling, maybe you should spend more time being with your loved ones, who you find that you don’t treasure as much as you sho– WHAT THE HELL!? WAS THAT A FUMBLE, DEANGELO WILLIAMS!? I HOPE THEY FIRE YOUR ASS INTO THE SUN!!!! Here are your guaranteed* picks for the week:

We Talkin’ Basketball!

What’s up salt licks? Tone Capone Bader like basketball. We like it so much we want to tell what we think is going to happen in this NBA season before it starts tonight. We know all things about the round orange ball.

SO YOU’RE SPORTS GAMBLING HUH!?!?: NFL Week 8 Picks

Hey. What you’re planning on doing with this information is illegal. We don’t condone it. However, if you’re planning on using this information in Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Europe, or in small unincorporated towns in central America where you aren’t bound by the law, feel free to continue reading!  For just a 25% commission on your wins you’ll be provided with the best damn advice that two amateurs and one super brilliant awesome semi-professional sportz guru trivia wordsmith voice of our generation genius can pick for you.  Jon, Jordan, and Tony will be picking every game, with one person providing their explanation for why they picked in that way.  We were gonna have all three write a blurb, but that’s stupid and words are hard.  Without further adieu, we’ll help fuel your gambling addiction.